Hi Matt, I mean Kevin.  So Matt and Kevin are hanging out right now.  How do I know that?  News feeds on Facebook.  Kevin also has no phone right now.  Thing is, I haven’t talked to Matt since May.  And I know how Kevin texts.  You really can’t admit it’s you, and that you wanna talk?  Urgh.

Hi Matt, I mean Kevin.  So Matt and Kevin are hanging out right now.  How do I know that?  News feeds on Facebook.  Kevin also has no phone right now.  Thing is, I haven’t talked to Matt since May.  And I know how Kevin texts.  You really can’t admit it’s you, and that you wanna talk?  Urgh.